Phil And John 1 Lyrics - John Lennon

(P) - "Here we go!" 

(J) - "What? What? 

(P) - "We're doing one" 

(J) - "How's it going?" 

(P) - "Same way" 

(J) - "How's it going?" 

(P) - "Wait a minute, something's going, wait a minute!" 

[tape edit] 

(J) - "Yeah! Yeah! ...I can't read this writing!" 

(P) - "What is that tweetin' bird out there? For God's sake! There's a bird! God damn it out there! 

(J) -"Hey, hey, hey... yeah... remember the solo, that's the bit where I don't talk...[hits out-of-tune chord] oh, oh, too bad... thank you..." 

(P) -"Stand up so we know you're there, alright" 

(J) -"Oh, and Barry, give me a clue, will you? 

(P) - "Well, I told Barry...", 

(J) - "Shut up! You fuckin'..." 

(?) - "Sorry it didn't work out." 

(J) - "Give me a clue... no, no, no E, E, E, that's a clue" 

(P) - "You haven't been in tune all evening, why change?" 

[tape edit] 

(J) - "But after all..." 

(P) - "Alright, one of the greatest sessions of all time. History in the making here... John Lennon is here with his brother Jack, and here we go. One, two, three!" 

(J) - "One, two, three, four!" 

(P) - "No! You yelled four, wait a minute!" 

(J) - "Phil, Phil..." 

(P) - "You can't yell four over his playing" 

(J) - "Please accept my 'four'; it's the only way I can come in and I... 

(P) - "Yes, through four...", 

(J) - "One..." 

(P) - "Come on, you don't have to count in, he can do the intro, da-da-da-da-da-da" 

(J) - "No wonder Ronnie..." 

(P) - "Ha, ha, ha, yeah, ok, I'll... I won't bring up names, don't you worry..." 

(J) - "No names" 

(P) - "Alright..." 

(J) - "Doesn't matter if it's too loud!" 

(P) - "You shout, the boys with the horn and the birds in the background!" 

(J) - [in background] "SHUT UP!" 

(P) - "fucking horns and birds and seagulls and all that shit! ... fucking A&M! you know, that sounds like a tape delay... yeah, I hear it twice as loud" 

(J) -"Phil, Phil, it's our big chance at A&M, now let's not fuck it!... One..." 

(P) - "Well, Herbie did...", 

(J) - "One, two, three" 

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