Lady Killer Lyrics - John Entwistle

Girls are a thing that have always mystified me 

One thing I'll never understand 

There's more of those girls than us boys 

But they never seem to be at hand 

Well, I decided I was gonna be a real lady killer 

I was gonna get more than my share 

So I went out hunting and soon found out 

It's safer hunting grizzly bear. 

So much for the lady killer 

You never could 

So much for the lady killer 

You just ain't no good. 

Let me tell you 'bout number one 

She sure was fun 

I met her at a dance it was my first romance, 

I was a lucky son of a gun 

We danced for a while then she flashed a smile 

So I said let's take a walk outside 

She said I don't think I'd better, here comes my fella 

He had shoulders four feet wide. 

So much for the lady killer 

You haven't got a clue 

So much for the lady killer 

The ladies are killing you. 

Well I was getting frustrated 

Sweet sixteen and never been kissed 

I got infuriated (down down) 

Not even one girl on my telephone list. 

So I went to Amsterdam and wham bam 

I was caught out in the rain 

I ran into a restaurant 

My legs were crossed with the pain 

I asked a waitress where the mens room was 

But she didn't understand 

So I pointed to the place and she slapped my face 

I ended up on the witness stand. 

So much for the lady killer 

So juvenile 

So much for the lady killer 

You ain't got no style. 

Well I was getting frustrated 

Sweet sixteen and never been kissed 

I got infuriated (down down) 

Not even one girl on my telephone list. 

So I went along to the doctor 

I said, doctor is there something wrong with me? 

He said, stick out your tongue, say aagh and now cough 

Not as far as I can see 

Oooh you're trying too hard, sit down and relax 

I'll tell you what you gotta do 

Thre ain't no sense in running after them 

Well turn around and let them run after you. 

So much for the lady killer 

It wasn't meant to be 

So much for the lady killer 

You'd better run off to sea 

There you can be a maneater, maneater 

Queen bee baby 

Queen bee baby.