Anything You Can Do Lyrics - Singles - John Barrowman

Girl B= Boy 

Anything you can do,I can do better. 

Ha! 

I can do anything, Better than you. 

No, you can't. 

Yes, I can. 

No, you can't. 

Yes, I can. 

No, you can't. 

Yes, I can, Yes, I can! 

Anything you can be, I can be greater. 

Sooner or later, I'm greater than you. 

No, you're not. 

Yes, I am. 

No, you're not. 

Yes, I am. 

No, you're NOT!. 

Yes, I am, Yes, I am! 

I can shoot a partridge, With a single cartridge. 

I can get a sparrow, With a bow and arrow. 

I can live on bread and cheese. 

And only on that? 

You bet! 

So can a rat! 

Any note you can sing, I can sing higher. 

I can sing anything, higher than you. 

you can't. 

Yes, I can. (Higher) 

No, you can't. (Higher) 

Yes, I can. (Higher) 

No, you can't. (Higher) 

Yes, I can. (Higher) 

No, you can't. (Higher) 

Yes, I CAN! (Highest) 

How'dyou sing that high? 

I'm a girl! 

You could have fooled me! 

Anything you can sing, I can sing softer. 

I can sing anything, Softer than you. 

No, you can't. (Softly) 

Yes, I can. (Softer) 

No, you can't. (Softer) 

Yes, I can. (Softer) 

No, you can't. (Softer) 

Yes, I can. (Softer) YES, I CAN! (Full volume) 

I can drink my liquor, Faster than a flicker. 

I can drink it quicker, And get even sicker! 

I can open any safe. 

Without gettin' caught? 

You bet! 

That's what I thought-- 

you crook! 

Any note you can hold, I can hold longer. 

I can hold any note, Longer than you. 

No, you can't. 

Yes, I can 

No, you can't. 

Yes, I can 

No, you can't. 

Yes, I can 

No, you can't! 

Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-i-I-i 

c-a-n! (Cough, cough!) 

Yes, you ca-a-a-an! 

How d'you hold all that in? 

Chest cavities! 

Anything you say, I can say faster. 

I can say anything, Faster than you. 

No, you can't. (Fast) 

Yes, I can. (Faster) 

No, you can't. (Faster) 

Yes, I can. (Faster) 

both: yscescesecysesecses-I can!! 

I can jump a hurdle. 

I can wear a girdle. 

(girly voice)I can knit a sweater. 

I can fill it better! 

I can do most anything! 

*Gasp!* Can you bake a pie? 

(Girly voice)ooh No. 

Neither can I. 

Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter. 

I can sing anything, Sweeter than you. 

No, you can't. (Sweetly) 

Yes, I can. (Sweeter) 

No, you ca-o-a-o-a-o-an't. (Sweeter) 

Yes, I can. (Sweeter) 

No, you ca-an't. (Sweeter) 

Yes, I can. (Sweeter) 

No, you ca-an't 

Yes, I can 

No, you can't, can't, can't! 

Yes, I can, can, can! 

Together: Yes, I can! No, you can't!