Somebody Slap Me Lyrics - John Anderson

I've found a girl who's got her own money 

She's so good lookin' that it ain't funny 

She's got a self-a-beauty school diploma 

Runnin' up to Miss Oklahoma 

She looks uptown but she ain't really 

She's into football, she likes my chili 

Somebody slap me, somebody slap me 

Can't be this happy, somebody slap me 

I've found a girl who's sweeter than honey 

She pets my dog and she likes my buddies 

The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing 

She's independent, she does her own plumbing 

Her Daddy's rich but she don't let it show 

She likes to fish, she's got her own boat y'all 

Somebody slap me, somebody slap me 

Can't be this happy, somebody slap me 

She's got long blonde hair and her eyes are blue 

She wants a husband but not any time soon y'all 

Somebody slap me, somebody slap me 

Can't be this happy, somebody slap me 

Somebody slap me, somebody slap me 

Can't be this happy, somebody slap me