Half Of The Time Lyrics - Got Any Gum - Joe Walsh

They say it's gonna get cloudy and storm 

And then the weather is fine 

And they say it's gonna be partly sunny and warm 

And partly cloudy half of the time 

And there's all of these rules 

Based on all these predictions 

Makes it so hard to define 

Where do you draw the line? 

Seems like fifty percent's about the best you can do 

Based on latest projections 

Oh, 'cause there's all these laws, all these 

rules 

But then again there's always exceptions 

To the rules 

Amidst all this confusion 

Where do you draw the line 

Half of the time you are right 

You are wrong, half of the time 

You are off, you are on 

Half of the time you are here right now 

Half of the time you are gone 

Half of the time