Fairbank Alaska Lyrics - Singles - Joe Walsh

Have you ever seen yourself on TV? 

Well, I have 

Have you ever been more famous than me? 

Well, I have 

Have you been stung by a bee? 

Well, I have 

Have you ever met Mohamed Ali? 

I have, I have! 

Have you ever had a case of the flu? 

Well, I have 

Have you ever had to escape from a zoo? 

I have 

Have you ever met the guys in the Who? 

Well, I have 

I'm in Who's Who, are you? 

I am! 

Have you ever stood in line at the bank? 

Had an uncle named Frank? 

Have you ever rode around in a tank? 

I have! 

But I've never been to Fairbanks, Alaska 

That's the only place I've never been 

Have you ever been everywhere else? 

I have, I have! 

Have you ever locked your keys in your car? 

Well, I have 

Have you ever been thrown out of a bar? 

I have 

But I've never shot eighteen-under-par 

And I still don't know where all those balls are 

Except the one that went through somebody's car 

One time in Lincoln, Nebraska 

And some day I'm goin' to Fairbanks, Alaska 

If it's the last thing I ever do 

Have you ever done everything else? 

I have, too 

I have!