Analog Man Lyrics - Analog Man - Joe Walsh

Welcome to cyberspace, I'm lost in the fog 

Everything's digital I'm still analog 

When something goes wrong 

I don't have a clue 

Some ten year old smart a** has to show me what to do 

Sign on with high speed you don't have to wait 

Sit there for days and vegetate 

I access my email, read all my spam, I'm an analog man. 

The whole world's living in a digital dream 

It's not really there 

It's all on the screen 

Makes me forget who I am 

I'm an analog man 

Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world 

I'm gonna get me an analog girl 

Who loves me for what I am 

I'm an analog man 

What's wrong with vinyl, I think it sounds great 

L-Ps, forty-fives, seventy-eights but that's just the way I am 

I'm an analog man 

Turn on the tube, watch until dawn 

One hundred channels, nothing is on 

Endless commercials, endless commercials, endless commercials 

The whole world's glued to the cable TV 

It looks so real on the big L-C-D 

Murder and violence are rated P-G, too bad for the children 

They are what they see 

The whole world's living in a digital dream 

It's not really there 

It's all on the screen 

Makes me forget who I am 

I'm an analog man 

Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world 

I'm gonna get me an analog girl 

Who loves me for what I am 

I'm an analog man 

Yeah I'm an analog man in a digital world