Ain't Gone Bump No Mo With No Big Fat Woman Lyrics - Singles - Joe Tex

Three nights ago I was at a disco 

Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go 

And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor 

She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go 

Man she did a dip, almost broke my hip 

She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down 

She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, no 

You done knocked me down once 

You done knocked me down once 

Said, if you want to dance 

Find you a big fat man 

Ya'll both can get on down 

Ya'll both can get on down, huh 

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

Somebody take her 

She's too big for me 

She'll knock me down 

She came over to me, snatched me out of my seat 

She wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on down 

I told her to go on and leave me alone 

I ain't gettin' down 

You done hurt my hip once 

I know what you'll do 

I ain't gonna bump with you 

I don't feel like gettin' down 

Don't feel like gettin' down 

She just shook her head at every word I said 

She wanted to get on down 

That woman wanted to get on down 

She did that dip again and I hit the floor again 

She was gettin' down, Lord, that woman was gettin' down 

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman 

Somebody take her, I don't want her 

She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down 

Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down 

Somebody take her, I don't want her 

Say, Leroy, you can have this one, dude 

This big fat woman, dude