Mega Bottle Ride Lyrics - Singles - Joe Strummer And The Mescaleros

I took a tram into the fourth dimension 

'Cos I had the blues, the blues of throwing it all away 

Just gimme a Tequila, I'll slam it the 4 D way 

And when I got there you know it had certain similarities 

Like no smoking anywhere 

And hiding in the khazi to avoid paying the fare 

4 D Tequila anyone 

And don't think we didn't dance to records by the Fifth Dimension 

In the disco sphere like Kublai Khan, Kublai Khan 

And it was pretty goddamn hazardous 

Out on the Illminster bypass, out on the Illminster bypass 

Out on the Illminster bypass, out on the Illminster bypass 

Aqua planing to the theme park 

We took a ride called the Banchoff Klein, mega bottle ride 

Well, how we spewed inside, back and forth 

In time, mathematics and pride, inside 

We've gone Balkan, we've gone Balkan anyway 

It absolutely had to happen to someone today 

Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere, throw it all away 

Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway, you can get rid of the blues this way 

Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today 

It absolutely had to happen to at least someone today 

Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere, throw it all away 

Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway, you can get rid of the blues this way 

Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today, throw it all away 

And it's time to be doing something good