Real Late Starter Lyrics - Wide Awake - Joe Mcelderry

I woke up late today 

Actually I do that everyday 

Got no place to be seen 

I'm not part of a scene 

I'm a genius loser 

Keeping counsel with my own opinion 

President of the state that I'm in 

Should I just stay in bed? 

Should I live in my head? 

Oh god, so many questions to ask 

Oh, you could call me lazy 

I think of it as taking my time 

'Cause I don't want to do what I don't want to do 

I'm the king refusenik 

But, oh my god, if I was somebody 

I'd be doing it all just fine 

But I'm a real late starter 

So I'm making up for the lost time 

Oh my god, if I was somebody 

You'd be kissing my ass right now 

But I'm so polite, I do it all of the time 

I missed my calling in life, oh well 

Day by day I wonder 

If I will be torn asunder 

By these things that I know 

That nobody else knows 

Or maybe it's the drinking 

I guess we should consult a Bible 

Everybody needs a sign or 

Bless the birds and the bees 

The flowers and trees 

And blessed be the slacker 

Oh my god, if I was somebody 

I'd be doing it all just fine 

But I'm a real late starter 

So I'm making up for the lost time 

Oh my god, if I was somebody 

You'd be kissing my ass right now 

But I'm so polite, I do it all of the time 

I missed my calling in life, oh well 

You must be having a laugh 

Oh god, you're having a laugh 

No point in worrying if my days are a disaster 

Inside my little head I'm happy ever after 

Yes I am 

Oh my god, if I was somebody 

I'd be doing it all just fine 

But I'm a real late starter 

So I'm making up for the lost time 

Oh my god, if I was somebody 

You'd be kissing my ass right now 

But I'm so polite 

I missed my calling in life 

Oh my god, if I was somebody 

I'd be doing it all just fine 

But I'm a real late starter 

So I'm making up for lost time 

Oh my god, if I was somebody 

You'd be kissing my ass right now 

But I'm so polite, I do it all of the time 

I missed my calling in life 

Oh, what am I like? Yeah well 

Over