Drunk Song Lyrics - Joe Jackson

The hands on the clock stopped moving a long time ago 

To the horror of cops and mothers and daughters 

But I've made it to 2am 

Now it's nothing to do with them 

It's my life - or funeral 

Another round for me and invisible friends 

I know it might appear to be lonely 

But here's to Napoleon 

We'll drink till the Stoli's gone 

Then start over again 

A man raises his hat, and says "Johnnie Walker" to you 

Another stands guard at the Tower of London 

There's heroes and villains here 

Captain Morgan and Belvedere 

And Queen Victoria 

Wild Turkeys and bats fly around in this curious zoo 

Then even the Grouse is said to be famous 

Flying from bar to bed 

Triangles and stars are red 

Swirling into the blue