If You Want To Be Happy Lyrics - Singles - Joe Dolce

Reggae - 

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life 

Never make a pretty woman you wife. 

So for my personal point of view 

Get another girl to marry you. 

Prrretty woman with the pretty face 

Tracks attention in every place 

When she walks she makes the men all moon 

Pretty soon 

pretty soon you're alone. 

If you want to be happy . . . 

Course a big fat woman keeps you warm at home 

Lots of meat shaking on the bone. 

When she throws the big leg on you 

AII night long makes a dream come true. 

If you want to be happy . . . 

Reggae italian . . . big piano solo . . . not bad he . . . 

Next time try two fingers . . . accordion quick . . . 

Ah 

that's my kind of music . . . clap the hands . . . it's alright . . . 

Ok . . . clap the hands everybody . . . little bit of italian applause . . . 

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life 

Don't make a fancy woman your wife 

If you want to be happy . . . 

Course a fancy woman got a fancy taste - 

She spends all the day fixing up her face. 

Why she got to use so much of powder and paste 

When she kisses you it's a funny taste. 

If you want to be happy . . . 

If you want to be happy . . . 

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life 

Never make a pretty woman your wife. 

So for Giuseppe's personal point of view 

Get another girl to marry you. 

Ah 

it makes me feel so good.