The Cows Came Home Lyrics - Joe Diffie

Oh yeah 

I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed 

Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread 

I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean 

'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love machine 

Lord, I got the self assurance of a king on a throne 

'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home 

The cows came home 

The cows came home 

I heard somethin' mooin' 

Turned around and she was gone 

Lord have mercy, the cows came home 

The whole herd showed up when they heard she'd gone 

Well, I guess it's better than bein' alone 

Well, the slammin' of the door is like a pie in the face 

But I got enough milk for the human race 

I didn't have to clue that there was anything wrong 

'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home 

The cows came home 

The cows came home 

I heard somethin' mooin' 

Turned around and she was gone 

Lord have mercy, the cows came home 

I didn't see the writing on the wall 

Missed my invitation to the bovine ball 

I didn't hear no cowbells ringin' 

Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady's singin' 

Well, the cows came home 

The cows came home 

I heard somethin' mooin' 

Turned around and she was gone 

Lord have mercy, the cows came home 

Lord have mercy, the cows came home