Junior's In Love Lyrics - Joe Diffie

With a dozen roses in his gun rack 

Junior pulled up into her side lot 

He carried them up to the front porch 

And hollered, "Wanda, look at what I got!" 

She was sittin' there watchin' TV 

With a dry wall hanger named Shorty 

She pressed her nose to the screen door 

And said, "They smell like WD-40!" 

He said, "Now don't you be that way 

You know how much I love you 

I can't hardly sleep at night 

And when I do I dream of you" 

"And by the way, Shorty, I thank you 

You could have had 'em put me in jail son 

I'm just glad I run out of air hose 

When I come at you with that nail gun" 

Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a good one' 

He'll track her down and then if she should run 

He'll bring her some like a deer on the hood, som 

Junior's in love 

Wanda walked down the front steps 

And said, "I hate to break up the party 

But I've get to get to work by five 

Would you run me over there, Shorty" 

That's when Junior turned bright red 

And said, "I'm takin' her to the dinner" 

And he threw Shorty in the truck bed 

With a busted nose and a shiner 

Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a hot one 

There's a lots of lovers and Junior, he's not one 

Don't know a kiss from a hug from a shotgun 

Junior's in love 

Oh, you know there's an oil puddle by the dinner 

And it came out his transmission 

That's where he parks every night and stares through the window 

In a lovesick, sorry condition 

Oh, Junior's in love, ain't that a good one' 

He'll track her down and then if she should run 

He'll bring her some like a deer on the hood, som 

Junior's in love 

Oh he's in love