If The Devil Danced (in Empty Pockets) Lyrics - Joe Diffie

Diablo motors had a hell of a sale, downtown yesterday 

Word got around, no money down, take years and years to pay 

When I got there the lot was bare, but the salesman said, "Hold on" 

For a little cash, I gotta two-tone Nash out behind the barn 

If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine 

With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line 

I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime 

If the Devil Danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine 

Well, he said, "Friend it ain't the end, let's see what I can do 

If you own a home, I've got a loan tailor made for you" 

Then above the racket a voice in my jacket said, "I'll tote the note" 

The Devil made me do it, talked me in to it and that was all she wrote 

If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine 

With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line 

I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime 

If the Devil Danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine 

They say debt is a bottomless pit where the Devil likes to play 

I'd sell my soul to get out of this hole, but there'd be hell to pay 

If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine 

With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line 

I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime 

If the Devil Danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine