I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That Lyrics - Joe Diffie

I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan 

I work out in the heat and the cold 

Sometimes, I'd like to be the big, bad wolf 

Instead of just another sheep in the fold 

I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinkin' dollar 

Cry about a luxury tax 

They won't let him write off his little eighty foot yacht 

I'd like to have a problem like that 

Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that 

Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch, Cadillac? 

Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back? 

I'd like to have a problem like that 

I saw a celebrity talkin' on the TV 

He looked like a tall Tom Cruise 

He's seein' Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy 

Burnin' both ends of his fuse 

He said he's suffocatin', needs a vacation 

He can't find time to relax from all the kissin' 

And huggin', the sweet talk and lovin' 

I'd like to have a problem like that 

Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that 

Be a one-man woman jugglin' act 

How many can you keep in the air before you lose track? 

I'd like to have a problem like that 

I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin 

I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in 

Should I kiss and tell and write a book on my life? 

How much can I get for the movie rights? 

Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that 

Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack 

Should I drag 'em through court or tell 'em to kiss my fax? 

I'd like to have a problem like that 

Give me those problems 

I think that I could solve 'em 

I'd like to have a problem like that 

Sure would like to have a problem like that 

Don't know what they're whining about 

Let them get out here and [Incomprehensible] steel for a living