Tulane Lyrics - Up Your Alley - Joan Jett

Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop 

Back under the counter, was the cream of the crop 

Everything was clickin' and the business was good 

'Til one day, lo and behold, an officer stood 

Johnny jumped the counter but he stumbled and fell 

But Tulane made it over Johnny as he yelled 

Go ahead on, Tulane, he can't catch up with you 

Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you 

Go Tulane, use all the speed you got 

Go Tulane, you know you need a lot 

Go Tulane, he's laggin' behind 

Go 'head on, Tulane go head on 

Go by your father's house and tell him business is slow 

And see if he will loan us something, soon as he hits the dough 

Put the cat out in the hall and rumple up the room 

Go by Doctor Keller's, tell him you swallowed some perfume 

Tell him we need him quick, ''cause he may have to testify 

That you been sick all day and that's a perfect alibi 

Go ahead on, Tulane, he can't catch up with you 

Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you 

Go Tulane, use all the speed you got 

Go Tulane, you know you need a lot 

Go Tulane, he's laggin' behind 

Go 'head on, Tulane go head on 

Go, let Danny drive in case you run into the Man 

Back by the shop and git the stuff and hide it in the van 

Go back by your father's, get the money for the bail 

And bring it down and bail me out this rotten, funky jail 

We gotta get a lawyer in the click of politics 

Somebody who can win the thing or get the thing fix 

Go ahead on, Tulane, he can't catch up with you 

Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you 

Go Tulane, use all the speed you got 

Go Tulane, you know you need a lot 

Go Tulane, he's laggin' behind 

Go 'head on, Tulane go head on 

Go Tulane 

-aca