Lazyboy Dash Lyrics - Singles - Jimmy's Chicken Shack

I'm a lazy boy 

There's no doubt about it 

Might take a miracle 

To get me started 

Don't get me started 

Don't get me started again 

Son you better get up 

You better get up while can 

I make a dash in the lazy boy hundred 

I start out slow but I lean back and pull you under it 

They say the competition lags behind precision wasting 

Don't need a rear view 

I know it's my smoke they are tasting 

Damn another tragic jam 

I know i'm s'posed to use my brake 

So on the gas i slam 

You better get up 

You better get up while you can 

Employed to crash the lazy boy hundred 

Don't need no luck we aim to suck just for the fun of it 

They say you can't be kind tso don't you bother wasting 

Your precious energy is victory for they're tasting 

I said damn another crack pot scam 

I thought that things were going great 

Now that I'm on the lamb 

Damn another bunt grand skam 

I think it's time to celebrate 

Now that we rule the land 

You better get up 

You better get up while you can 

I'm a lazy boy / There's no doubt about it 

Might take a miracle / To get me started 

I'm a miracle / There's no doubt about it 

Might take a lazy girl / To get me started 

Don't get me started again 

Don't get me started 

Son you better get up 

You better get up while you can