(i Can't Play) Basketball Lyrics - The Bathroom Wall - Jimmy Fallon

Yo! Are you ready for some air ball throwin' 

Free throw blowin, no look where I'm goin' 

Free style flowin'? You are in my house, baby 

Well, it's tip off time and I'm off the tip 

Walkin' to the bench and I sit, bite my lip 

Bustin' out rhymes, standin' in line 

'Cause it's garbage time 

'Cause I'm calm, I'm cool 

And I collected eighteen shots that got rejected 

I'm not Corey Feldman, I'm not Corey Haim 

I got a license to drive but I ain't got game 

Jimmy, what do you say? 

You can't play basketball 

Jimmy, what do you say? 

You can't play basketball 

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Wear my socks high 'cause it makes me feel cool 

I don't know how to dribble, but I know how to drool 

People always say that I'm a basketball fool 

I got a little tiny hoop cold floatin' in my pool 

Played my friend's dog on a twenty dollar bet 

I took him to the hole, I took him to the vet 

Shoot from the three every chance I get 

I call it in the air, nothin' but nothin' 

Jimmy, what do you say? 

You can't play basketball 

Jimmy, what do you say? 

You can't play basketball 

"Okay, here's my chance, the open lane 

Don't get nervous, don't sweat, everyone's watchin' 

You can do it, man, I mean, just dribble up 

Don't double dribble, just dribble normal" 

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"Don't show everyone that you can dribble super-fast 

Between your legs like you do in your driveway 

No, this is in front of people on the court 

I'm gonna go up in the air, I'm gonna dunk it as hard as I can" 

"'Cause usually I'm on the other end, people dunkin' on me 

I'm used to some 7 foot dude's "Thingy" gettin' smacked in my face 

I still got the bruise to prove it 

But I ain't gonna take that nickname "Dick Bruiseface" lyin' down 

My name ain't Dick Bruiseface" 

Well, listen up ya'll! You know I'm not tall 

My name was never written on the bathroom wall 

I'm gonna say "What's up?" I'm gonna take the pump 

'Cause I'm a movin' pick, I'm gonna shoot some bricks 

So I huff and puff, I say enuff z'nuff 

I'd rather watch Ahmad Rashad on the inside stuff 

Say 

Jimmy, what do you say? 

You can't play basketball 

Jimmy, what do you say? 

You can't play basketball 

Jimmy, what do you say? 

You can't play basketball 

Jimmy, what do you say? 

You can't play basketball