Please Pass The Biscuits Lyrics - Jimmy Dean

(singers) 

Just picture a lad, between Mom and Dad 

Its Sunday the tables all set 

There's uncles, there's aunts, and cousins galore 

There's plenty of food to be et 

The blessing is said, they reach for the bread 

It's a feast a king could afford 

There's clatter, there's chatter, but something's the matter 

There's someone who's being ignored 

(spoken) 

Uh, would you please pass the biscuits? 

Uh, would you pass the biscuits please? 

Same thing ever Sunday since I can't remember when 

Kinfolks all around the table and the biscuits at tuther end 

I got a plate of chicken and taters, and a lot of stuff like that 

All, all I need is a biscuit, but I wish you'd look where they're at 

I guess I could reach across the table, 

But that's ill-mannered, Mom always said 

I wish I had a biscuit, I just can't eat without bread 

Uh, would you pass the biscuits 

Uh, excuse me, would you please pass the biscuits 

All I want is a biscuit, nobody seems to care 

If they wouldn't talk so dog-gone loud 

They might be able to hear 

Hot doggies, they're half-finished eatin' and I ain't even begun 

I wish you'd look at them biscuits disappear, I'll be luck if I get a one 

Same thing ever Sunday, always company to be fed 

They're talkin' like they're wound up 

Boy, I wish I had a piece of bread 

HEY!!!! Would, would, would you please pass the biscuits 

It looks like somebody would notice that I ain't started eatin' yet 

Sure be glad when they get their fill, and go into the parlor and set 

Then, by golly, I won't have to use my manners 

I'll just get a biscuit myself 

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle, there ain't a biscuit left 

The only day of the week we get Sunday-fed 

And they've et up all the biscuits 

And, uh, I just can't eat without bread 

(singers) 

There's something the matter, no bread on the platter 

And he just can't eat without bread