Vampires, Mummies & The Holy Ghost Lyrics - Jimmy Buffett

Vampires, Mummies, and the Holy Ghost 

By: Jimmy Buffett, Roger Guth, Jim Mayer, Peter Mayer 

1994 

--Spoken: 

"Ohhhh Rock 'n Roll is a scary business. No hit records, no MTV 

videos... you'll never make it here... scary. NOT! Let's do it 

Coral Reefers... 

Looked in my laptop, what did I see? 

A flashin' message SAID Today Therapy 

Rather walk through fire than converse with my shrink 

But I'm getting better that's what some people think 

Talk about denial and dysfunctional things 

Head's like a bell somedays it dongs and it dings 

ME brain'S playIN' tricks on me it likes to shift gears 

Spend lots of money, but I'm tacklin' my fears 

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Chorus: 

Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost 

These are the things that terrify me the most 

No aliens, psychopath or MTV hosts 

Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost 

Ooohh 

Had a dream last night took a time travellin' ride 

Back to my childhood where those monsters reside 

They Snack on innocence and dine on self-esteem 

But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream 

Chorus: 

Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost 

These are the things that terrify me the most 

No aliens, psychopath or MTV host 

Scares me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost 

Photos 

I was never ever frightened by the murderer on our block 

He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters 

The neighborhood is still in shock 

La la la la LA, la la la la LA... 

La la la la LA, la la la la la la 

La la la la LA, la la la la LA... 

La la la la LA, la la la la la la 

So many dragons lurking out in the fog 

So many crazy people mumblin' monologues 

It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read 

I need protection from the things in my head 

Like... 

Chorus: 

Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost 

These are the things that terrify me the most 

No alien, psychopath or MTV host 

Scares me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost 

Chorus: 

Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost 

These are the things that terrify me the most 

No alien, psychopath or MTV host 

Scares me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost 

--Spoken: 

"oH WHOO HOO HOO oH YOU'RE SO SCARY. Its scary out here in the world of rock n'roll. Ahh haa haa haa haah, Ah haa haa haaah. Ahh haa haa, hegh achh ach. 

Scared ya, didn't I? Ha ha HA HA"