Useless But Important Information Lyrics - Songs From St. Somewhere - Jimmy Buffett

I've got some useless but important information 

Got a hot tip on a filly in the third 

Skyping with a pretty girl 

Who lives halfway around the world 

Won't be long 'til everybody's heard 

I have sworn and I cannot reveal my sources 

I can tell you though, that it's not Nancy Grace 

I've been forced to change my plans 

Won't be travelin' to Sudan 

My destination could be outer space 

Where am I bound, it don't matter 

Pocket dialing halfway 'cross the nation 

What do I hear? Mindless chatter 

All this useless and important information 

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There are camera crews for blocks outside her trailer 

The whole thing's going viral as we sing 

Are they fake or are they real 

Looks like her boyfriend cut a deal 

She'll be Dancing With The Stars before the spring 

You see, she spent her whole Katrina check on implants 

Crisis over destiny fulfilled 

Blue tarp or silicone 

Either way the money's gone 

I guess there's more than one way to rebuild 

I can't comprehend the titillation 

Breakin' news, world's in the shitter 

Covering useless and important information 

Gold starts out in the ground 'til very clever men 

Dig it up, then weigh it, they they bury it again 

Mostly comes from Africa and ends up in Fort Knox 

Only gets its value from the guards and chains and locks 

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Pretty rocks 

Where am I bound, it don't matter 

Pocket dialing halfway 'cross the nation 

What do I hear? Mindless chatter 

All this useless and important information 

Where am I bound, it don't matter 

Whole world's now viewed with car wreck fascination 

If I were you I'd just keep driving 

Past all this useless and important information 

All this useless and important information... 

Useless... 

Important... 

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