This Hotel Room Lyrics - Havanna Daydreaming - Jimmy Buffett

By: Steve Goodman 

1975 

Uh this hotel room's gotta lotta stuff 

Laundry bag and a shoe shine cloth 

Thirty two hangers and a touch tone phone 

Well a light that comes on when I ain't home 

I ain't home 

I ain't home 

You better leave a message 'cause 

I ain't home 

They got an air conditioner for when I'm hot 

A radiator for when I'm not 

Two big chairs sittin' side by side 

With a holy bible and the TV Guide 

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TV Guide 

The TV Guide 

Great God Almighty 

It's the TV Guide 

I gotta second story view from curb to curb 

I gotta sign that reads "Do Not Disturb" 

A monogrammed towel and a bucket of ice 

A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies 

Mirror that lies 

A mirror that lies 

That couldn't be me 

In the gorilla disguise 

They got a room service menu for food and drink 

A porcelain throne and an aluminum sink 

Two big pillows to rest my head 

A Magic Fingers and a king-size bed 

Photos 

Put in a quarter 

Turn out the light 

Magic Fingers makes ya feel alright 

Uh feel alright 

Feel alright 

Magic Fingers makes you feel alright 

Uh this ol' hotel's all right with me 

They pay the postage if you lose the key 

This hotel room's gotta lot of stuff 

But I do believe I've had enough 

Called my baby said don't you pout 

I'm packin' my bags and I'm checkin' out 

Just as soon as you hang up the telephone 

Stick a candle in the window I'm comin' home 

Comin' home 

Uh comin' home 

Stick a candle in the window 

I'm comin' home 

Whoa comin' home 

Comin' home 

Stick a candle in the window 

I'm comin' home 

-- Spoken: "Thank you boys"