The Ballad Of Skip Wiley Lyrics - Jimmy Buffett

He's a man on a mission 

Wild as a ricochet 

Picture if you can when the Everglades ran 

From the Gulf Coast to Biscayne Bay 

He's gonna give it back to the gators 

Lock the tourists up in theme parks and zoos 

He says join me for lunch at the reptile's brunch 

Where the barometer soup is you 

He's crazy and dangerous 

But who else can you trust 

He's the outlaw in all of us 

The environmental terrorist 

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You can mess with that mouse in Orlando 

Jilt a tourist in St. Augustine 

You can shoplift all day at Blockbuster 

But you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen 

No you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen 

[Spoken:] 

That's unthinkable in the state of Florida 

What would the Chamber of Commerce say 

This man is sick 

Yeah 

There were crimes of epic proportions 

All part of Skip Wiley's crusade 

Tourists were cackin' 

And tourists were packin' 

While he and Skink cooled there heels in the shade 

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Then came the citrus sensation 

Welcome to the revolution he said 

With a pirates persona 

He snatched the gridiron madonna 

And the day groovers called for his head 

He's crazy and dangerous 

But who else can you trust 

He's the outlaw in all of us 

The environmental terrorist 

You can mess with that mouse in Orlando 

Jilt a tourist in St. Augustine 

You can rag on the Miami Dolphins 

But you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen 

No you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen 

No, No you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen 

[Spoken:] 

Well Skip's caper it kinda backfired 

Got the orange juice barons rather upset 

In the light of bad moves these manhunts ensued 

Skip easily slipped through the net 

He was last seen atop of a mangrove 

Perched like a wounded osprey 

He was not meant to last 

He belongs to the past 

And I hope he gets there one day 

He's crazy and dangerous 

But who else can you trust 

He's the outlaw in all of us 

The environmental terrorist (terrorist) 

You can mess with that mouse in Orlando 

Jilt a tourist in St. Augustine 

You can shoplift your days at Blockbuster 

But you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen 

No you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen 

No you can't steal the Orange Bowl Queen 

That's right