Math Suks Lyrics - Jimmy Buffett

If necessity is the mother of invention 

Then I'd like to kill the guy who invented this 

The numbers come together in some kind of a third dimension 

A regular algebraic bliss. 

Let's start with something simple, like one and one ain't three 

Any two plus two will never get you five. 

There are fractions in my subtraction and x don't equal y 

But my homework is bound to multiply. 

Math suks math suks 

I'd like to burn this textbook, I hate this stuff so much. 

Math suks math suks 

Sometimes I think that I don't know that much 

But math suks. 

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I got so bored with my homework, I turned on the TV. 

The beauty contest winners were all smiling through their teeth. 

Then they asked the new Miss America 

Hey babe can you add up all those bucks? 

She looked puzzled, then just said 

"Math Suks". 

Math suks math suks 

You don't even have to spell it, 

All you have to do is yell it... 

Math suks math suks 

Sometime times I think that I don't know that much 

But math suks. 

Geometry, trigonometry and if that don't tax your brain 

There are numbers to big to be named 

Numerical precision is a science with a mission 

And I think it's gonna drive me insane. 

Photos 

Parents fighting with their children, and the Congress can't agree 

Teachers and their students are all jousting constantly. 

Management and labor keep rattling old sabers 

Quacking like those Peabody ducks. 

Math suks math suks 

You don't even have to spell it, 

All you have to do is yell it... 

Math suks math suks 

Sometime times I think that I don't know that much 

But math suks.