Door Number Three Lyrics - A1a - Jimmy Buffett

I took a wrong turn, it was a right turn 

My turn to have me a ball 

The boys at the shop told me just where to stop 

If I, wanted to play for it all 

I didn't know I'd find her on daytime TV 

My whole world lies waiting behind door number three 

I chose my apparel, I wore a beer barrel 

And they rolled me to the very first row 

I held a big sign that said, 

"Kiss me I'm a baker, and Monty I sure need the dough" 

Then I grabbed that sucker by the throat until he called on me 

Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three 

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And I don't want what Jay's got on his table 

Or the box Carol Marel points to on the floor 

No I'll hold out just as long as I am able 

Until I can unlock that lucky door... well 

She's no big deal to most folks 

But she's everything to me 

My whole world lies waiting behind door number three 

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Oh Monty, Monty, Monty, I am walking down your hall 

Got beat, lost my seat, but I'm not a man to crawl 

Though I didn't get rich, you son of a bitch, 

I'll be back, just wait and see 

Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three 

Yes my whole world lies waiting behind door number three