Altered Boy Lyrics - Jimmy Buffett

Jimmy Buffett, Wayne Jobson 

Oh no, he's buying an island 

Oh no, he's building a boat 

Why does he never stop smiling? 

Fun surrounds him like a deep moat 

Where does he get all those stories? 

How can he tell such a lie? 

He's bound to see purgatory 

His views are in short supply 

But Peter Pan would understand 

His schemes and dreams and ploys 

Best keep an eye on his slight hand 

He such an altered boy 

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Good God, he's talking with parrots 

Painting his dreams in the sand 

Piling up beaucoup demerits 

Doing it just 'cause he can 

By Jove he's having a cocoa 

Evading those judgemental eyes 

Calmly walking his tight rope 

High above all the outcries 

But Peter Pan would understand 

His schemes and dreams and ploys 

Best keep an eye on his slight hand 

He such an altered boy 

The story goes 

he stumbled at the alter 

Now it seems he just blasphemes 

And dwells with dangers daughter 

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Someone call the talking doctor 

Somebody get a SWAT team 

There he sits getting away with 

murder 

How dare him live out his dreams 

But Peter Pan would understand 

His schemes and dreams and ploys 

Best keep an eye on his slight hand 

He such an altered boy 

Oh no, he's sailing today 

Oh no, beware Paraguay 

Oh no, anchors aweigh 

Oh no