Preppy Lyrics - Jfa

Music by Michael Cornelius 

Words by Brian Brannon and Jon Haas 

You're a prep and that's a fact 

Originality you've always lacked 

I can see right through your act 

You're a preppy, a preppy 

By any other name, you'd still be the same 

Topsiders, alligators, Calvin Klein jeans 

Argyle socks, you look real keen 

That's not your life man, it's Pierre Cardin's 

You're a preppy, preppy 

Think you're real hot, being who you're not 

Of all the preppies I've been shown 

I've seen something you've always known 

Underneath the alligators is fucking clone 

You're a preppy, preppy 

You're so fucking lame, you all look the same