No More Excuses Lyrics - Jfa

I can't come to practice ''cause my car won't start 

Went back on the shit ''cause my girl broke my heart 

Can't make it tommorow ''cause my mom's on the rag 

Forty minutes late I'm a perennial lag 

No more excuses 

Spent an hour in the bathroom I was just gettin' ready 

Can't drive my truck ''cause my chick won't let me 

Someone's got to take me ''cause I don't have a ride 

Don't be here too soon ''cause I'm never on time 

No more excuses 

Gotta borrow someone's set ''cause mine is in hock 

When I tell you what happened you'll be in for a shock 

Can't do it no more my other band's gettin' signed 

Was out gettin' coffee you should've seen the line 

No more excuses 

Need to get a hanger ''cause my muffler fell off 

Had to make a detour ''cause my cat has a cough 

Blew off last Sunday ''cause I couldn't make the session 

I swear that I'm clean it's just clinical depression 

No more excuses