Memoirs Of A Housewife Lyrics - Jewel

I have a secret obsession 

It's totally tupperware 

My own science project 

Defying wear and tear 

I'm jealous of shopping carts 

And all of their brand new things 

I want to fondle their labels 

In hopes one'll rub off on me 

'cause everybody wants to feel brand new 

Like they do 

I spend my days indoors 

Doing like ding-dongs do 

Perfectly preserving 

Myself for you 

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I take things out of their boxes 

Take out my note pad and pen 

Study carefully 

'cause everybody wants to feel brand new 

Like they do 

So tell me you want me 

Tell me you need me 

Tell me I'll always be desirable 

Especially to you 

Make me feel brand new 

Attractive! 

Brand spanking clean 

And desirable as homecoming queen 

But if I were to bet 

All of the frenchfries in the world 

That you would say such things 

I would surely be one very hungry girl 

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I approach china cautiously 

If there's cracks I deny it 

I ingest only perfect things 

Into my visual diet 

And at night I undress myself 

In front of your favorite things 

Your brand new hand-tied blue bass fishing lure 

And in the corner your money clip sings 

Everybody wants to feel brand new 

Everybody wants to feel brand new 

Like they do 

As they do 

I do too