Kiss Your Ass Lyrics - Jewel

What time should I pick you up tonight 

To make me seem more selectable 

What kind of flowers should I bring your mother 

To make me seem more delectable 

I got no problem with family events 

I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents 

I'll do anything you ask 

No matter the task 

My whole purpose on earth 

Is just to 

Kiss your ass 

What kind of drugs should I take tonight 

To make me seem like I'm introverted 

What kind of porn mags should I bring your brother 

To make me seem like I'm still perverted 

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I got no problem with family events 

I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents 

I'll do anything you ask 

No matter the task 

My whole purpose on earth 

Is just to 

Kiss your ass 

Teach me something I don't know 

But I swear I'll be something someday 

I strain my ears listening too hard to what you say 

How then ? ? time should I cruise your block 

On my tiny red tricycle 

Screaming your name sweet heart in vain 

This ? ? ? ? has got me in a pickle 

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I got no problem with family events 

I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents 

I'll do anything you ask 

No matter the task 

? ? ? ? ? 

You'll be promiscuous 

And I'll be ? ? 

'cause my whole purpose on earth 

My whole purpose on earth 

My whole purpose on earth 

My whole purpose on earth 

My whole purpose on earth 

Is just to kiss your ass