Anything You Can Do Lyrics - Jeremy Jordan

I'm pretty sure that anything you can do, 

I can do better. 

I can do anything 

Better than you. 

No, you can't. 

Oh, yes, I can. No, you can't. 

Yes, I can. No, you can't. 

Yes, I can, 

Yes, I can! 

Anything you can be 

I can be greater. 

Sooner or later, 

I'm greater than you. 

No, you're not. Yes, I am. 

No, you're not. Yes, I am. 

No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am. 

Yes, I am! 

I can shoot a partridge 

With a single cartridge. 

I can get a sparrow 

With a bow and arrow. 

I can live on bread and cheese. 

And only on that? 

Pfft! Yeah. 

So can a rat! 

Any note you can sing 

I can sing higher. 

I can sing any note 

Higher than you. 

No, you can't. (High) 

Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) 

Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) 

Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) 

Yes, I CAN! (Highest) 

Anything you can sing 

I can sing softer. 

I can sing anything 

Softer than you. 

No, you can't. (Softly) 

Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) 

Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) 

Yes, I can. (Softer) 

YES, I CAN! (Full volume) 

I can drink my liquor 

Faster than a flicker. 

I can drink it quicker 

And get even sicker! 

I can open any safe. 

Without bein' caught? 

Duh! 

That's what I thought-- 

you crook! 

Any note you can sing 

I can sing longer. 

I can sing any note 

Longer than you. 

No, you can't. 

Yes, I can No, you can't. 

Yes, I can No, you ca-a-a-n't. (cough cough) 

Yes, I can 

Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I 

Yes, you ca-a-a-an! 

Any note you can sing 

I can sing faster. 

I can sign any note 

Faster than you. 

No, you can't. (Fast) 

Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster) 

Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster) 

YesIcan! (Fastest) 

I can jump a hurdle. 

I can wear a girdle. 

I can knit a sweater. 

I can fill it better! 

I can do most anything! 

Can you bake a pie? No. 

Neither can I. 

Anything you can sing 

I can sing sweeter. 

I can sing anything 

Sweeter than you. 

No, you can't. (Sweetly) 

Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter) 

Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter) 

Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't (sweeter) 

Oh, yes, I can (Sugary) 

No, you can't can't cant! 

Oh, yes, I can, can, can! 

Yes, I can! No, you can't!