If You Ever Need A Stranger Lyrics - When I Said I Wanted To Be Your Dog - Jens Lekman

If you ever need a stranger 

To sing at your wedding 

A last minute choice 

Then I am your man 

I know every song, you name it 

By Bacharach or David 

Every stupid lovesong 

That's ever touched your heart 

Every power ballad that's ever 

Climbed the charts 

You think it's funny 

My obsession with the holy matrimony 

But I'm just so amazed to witness true love 

And true love can be measured 

Through these simple pleasures 

They are waiting there for you 

To be discovered 

I would cut of my right arm 

To be someones lover 

Maybe I'll meet her there tonight 

At the wedding buffee 

I walk up to her 

When she's caught the bouquet 

And oh, it's just like a whirlwind