Saw them holdin' hands
Knew he was a married man
Did she forget the ring on her own finger?
His wife has a baby on the way
Friends all said he had it made
Gave it all up for hussy country singer
It's on every dot com so it must be true
The internet wouldn't lie to you
So sit back and watch the winner lose
Everybody wants to know everybody's business
Everybody needs a ticket to the show
Everybody claimed to be an eyewitness
Feel bigger when their small
And act likeyout above it all
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