Plethysmograph Lyrics - Singles - Jello Biafra

If Stewart talked, what would he say? 

Enough to keep you here ten more years 

Where we shock ya with our 'therapy' 

Throw the switch on your fantasies 

With our little electronic ring 

Clamped around your little thang 

Flash ya pictures, Clockwork Orange-style 

Let's see what makes Stewart smile 

Yow! Yow! Yow! Try not to expand 

Yow! Yow! Yow! Don't trip the Plethysmograph 

If the machine catches you erect 

Ain't no way you're getting' outta here 

Back to aversion therapy 

As we watch our toys watch you 

Flood your face with ammonia gas 

And the scent of rotting placentas 

Little electric shock or two 

This is how we cure you 

Yow! Yow! Yow! Don't dare to expand 

Yow! Yow! Yow! Can't trick the Plethysmograph 

Little girls and boys, Panties past their thighs 

Try not to rise (3 strokes you're out)! 

Comely amputees scratch themselves for fleas 

Down at Muscle Beach (3 strokes you're out)! 

Grand Wizard Newt in a sailor suit 

Dancing with a flute 

(3 strokes you're out)! 

Brazilian babes titties made of clay 

Spread their waxy legs for Great Danes 

Who invents this stuff? Do their kids join cults? 

What do they fantasize to get themselves off 

Wanna see child porn? Join the vice squad 

In the name of correction we play with all we want 

Nothing is private any more 

Lie detectors were never this fun 

Says the Attorney General Man 

As he ends the morning prayer meeting 

Back to his office for electronic ring 

Clamps it on his sinful thang 

Rewind the tape, lemme see some more 

So I can feel my eagle soar 

Yow! Yow! Yow! He's speaking in tongues 

Yow! Yow! Yow! Now he can't shut it off 

Yow! Yow! Yow! Crashing through the glass 

Yow! Yow! Yow! Praise the Plethysmograph