Size Of Your Boat Lyrics - Singles - Jeffree Star

[Muffy:] 

If the size of your boat hits the tonsils in her throat, 

Just enough so that she chokes 

Bet you think that she'll be soaked 

Got her panties in a knot, hope that's not a stuffer sock... 

You need motion in that ocean just to make that booty pop 

I got a little secret for the guys 

That wants to know if its the motion or the size 

But if you're the one I pick to be the captain of my ship, 

Let you in my ocean baby, would you drive? 

You know that these guys are quick to claim they gigantic 

But size don't mean a thing, just think about the Titanic... 

Maybe I can fake it, make you think you're doin' damage 

Umm yawn, you just don't understand it... 

They say it ain't the size of your boat but the motion in ya ocean 

Boy now row.. now row 

They say it ain't the size of your boat but the motion in ya ocean 

Boy now row.. now row 

You told me we were goin' on a cruise.. 

So how the hell did we end up on this canoe? 

They say it ain't the size of your boat but the motion in ya ocean 

Boy now row.. now row 

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala 

I got another secret for the guys 

Who's quick to brag an always talk about their size 

But if my bedroom had a sign like a roller coaster ride 

Would you be too short to even come inside? 

Cuz you know that these guys are quick to tell you that they're packin' 

The truth is I can't see it with some magnifying glasses 

Maybe with some tweezers we can get into some action 

And boy you got me laughin' 

They say it ain't the size of your boat but the motion in ya ocean 

Boy now row.. now row 

They say it ain't the size of your boat but the motion in ya ocean 

Boy now row.. now row 

You told me we were goin' on a cruise.. 

So how the hell did we end up on this canoe? 

They say it ain't the size of your boat but the motion in ya ocean 

Boy now row.. now row 

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala 

[Muffy:] 

Wally Wally Power Boat 

Smooth and sleek, I stay a float 

Ladies !! Lets take a vote, only ride that which is dope 

Could be big or could be small.... 

I know a chick who takes it all, if you take her to the mall 

Pump dat monkey Frank like Paul 

I'll sink your battle ship 

I've seen tanks much bigger than yours can get 

Your sails up, ready to fish 

Life guards on duty, are you ready to jump in?? 

They say it ain't the size of your boat but the motion in ya ocean 

Boy now row.. now row 

They say it ain't the size of your boat but the motion in ya ocean 

Boy now row.. now row 

You told me we were goin' on a cruise.. 

So how the hell did we end up on this canoe? 

They say it ain't the size of your boat but the motion in ya ocean 

Boy now row.. now row 

It's Jeffree Star & ya girl Muff Mommy 

Yeah! I think its the size or is it the motion? 

I don't know why there's all the commotion!