Pantywaister Lyrics - Jbdubs

Sissy sissy fag 

Sissy sissy fag fag 

We is gon' be flyer than a stewardess on the rag 

Call me what you like 

Call me bitchy queen or dyke 

Call me an abomination 

I'll put your head on a spike 

Tell me the truth 

I'm a lady I'm a poof 

I wax my chest and I trim my boof 

When I flip to the news 

It's Anderson Coop 

and I think I bet his dick's like a donkey hoof 

Now tell me tell me tell me 

Does that make me a Pantywaister? 

Now tell me tell me tell me 

Does that make me a Pantywaister? 

Everybody here say 

Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah 

yeah yeah yeah 

Everybody here say 

Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah 

yeah yeah yeah 

Everybody here say 

Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah 

yeah yeah yeah 

Everybody here say 

Eh-E-Eh-E 

Eh-E-Eh-E 

yeah yeah yeah 

Fairy fairy fruit 

Fanny bandit cake 

You live in your IKEA box 

I own a house on a lake 

Your IQ is destitute and 

Every little point you make is moot 

If I'm an owl than you a shrew 

Who 

Who who who who 

Ow 

You can call me Betty Boop 

I'm a sexy starlet 

You a bag of hot poop 

Ow 

This here's a Haiku 

If I am Princess Jasmine 

That makes you Goof Troop 

Gawrsh 

Tell me the truth 

I'm a lady I'm a poof 

I wax my chest and I trim my boof 

When I flip to the news 

It's Anderson Coop 

and I think I bet his dick's like a donkey hoof 

Now tell me tell me tell me 

Does that make me a Pantywaister? 

Now tell me tell me tell me 

Does that make me a Pantywaister? 

Everybody here say 

Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah 

yeah yeah yeah 

Everybody here say 

Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah 

yeah yeah yeah 

Everybody here say 

Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah 

yeah yeah yeah 

Everybody here say 

Eh-E-Eh-E 

Eh-E-Eh-E 

yeah yeah yeah 

Bitch you Meowth and I'm Pikachu 

Open up your mouth and I'll shit into it 

Yes I-I-I-I swear I'll do it 

Call me a fag and I'll get to poo-ing 

Ew 

That's so nasty 

While we at it you should get some rhinoplasty 

Ugh 

And maybe some vaginoplasty 

Bitch you snatch look like a Cabbage Patch 

Mmm 

Tell me the truth 

I'm a lady I'm a poof 

I wax my chest and I trim my boof 

When I flip to the news 

It's Anderson Coop 

and I think I bet his dick's like totally huge 

Totally totally totally huge 

I bet his dick's like totally huge 

Total total total total totally huge 

I bet I bet his dick's like totally huge 

Do dat make me a Pantywaister? 

Hmm yeah I think i am 

Everybody here say 

Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah 

yeah yeah yeah 

Everybody here say 

Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah 

yeah yeah yeah 

Everybody here say 

Eh-E-Eh-E- Yeah yeah 

yeah yeah yeah 

Everybody here say 

Eh-E-Eh-E 

Eh-E-Eh-E 

yeah yeah yeah