I'm Gonna Kick My Moms Ass Lyrics - Singles - Jason Cole

Ugh, stupid alarm. 

Mom get out! Don't wake me up 

It's 7 AM mamma, don't wake me up. 

Turn off the lights and just shup up. 

I don't care if I miss the bus 

I'll be there by 8 like an octopus. 

I'm fighting to wake up 

Call me Chuck Norris 

But I'm more like the modern days, abnormis 

Saved by the bell, well I'm ?? by the bitch, 

I wish I could only reach the damn light switch 

I think back to counting sheep 

and hoping my momma dosn't find me back to sleep 

Ass, bitch, hell, fuck, 

God damn, school sucks. 

I hate my teachers, I hate my classes, 

My whole damn schoool is full of dumbasses 

I just wanna lay in bed, leave me be 

and momma please don't wake me 

Momma please don't wake me, 

it's too damn early 

Momma please don't wake me, 

this alarm is driving me crazy. 

Momma please don't wake me, 

it's too damn early 

Momma please don't wake me, 

this alarm is driving me crazy. 

Wake up son, rise and shine 

how are you today my little Einstien 

Well I'll tell you how I am, 

You really wanna know? 

For waking me up, I wanna punch you, hoe 

Now son that's not the way to start a day, 

Treat every day like it's a holiday. 

What the fuck are you talking about? 

Do you even listen to what comes from your mouth? 

I'm not in the mood, mom 

I don't wanna talk, 

I just wanna sleep so you can suck my cock. 

Piss, shit, balls, damn, why am I awake at 7 AM? 

Here's what I need, let me write it down, 

Don't touch me while I'm laying on the ground. 

If I don't get proper sleep Im'a e angry, 

Momma please don't wake me 

Momma please don't wake me, 

it's too damn early 

Momma please don't wake me, 

this alarm is driving me crazy. 

Momma please don't wake me, 

it's too damn early 

Momma please don't wake me, 

this alarm is driving me crazy. 

Okay, okay, I'm awake, 

but I can't go to school mom I got a belly ache. 

Mixed with dierijja, and a sore throat. 

And I heard sleaping, they only need ?????? 

No, no, no, you need to stay up, 

We don't want your body to self distruct. 

I'll stay home and help me and you, 

and since you're missing school, we'll work on your IQ 

But mom! 

Nope, no if's and's or but's, 

and son you really need a haircut 

Cock 

Huh? 

Queef 

What? 

Just let me sleep mom, what the fuck! 

I don't wanna be mean, but get your ass out, 

I just wanna lay in bed and pass out. 

You don't understand, I'm so damn sleepy 

Momma please don't wake me 

Momma please don't wake me, 

it's too damn early 

Momma, momma, momma please don't wake me. 

Momma please don't wake me, 

it's too damn early, 

Momma please don't wake me 

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't 

Momma please don't wake me