The Waitress Lyrics - Singles - Jane Siberry

Waitress 

Waitress 

Waitress 

I have to clear your table 

So I wipe it, it's right to keep it clean 

So I clean, yes, I clean 

Do you clean? Yes, I clean it 

I have to empty ash trays 

I empty them, it's right to keep them clean 

So I clean, yes, I clean 

I'm the queen of the clean 

And I'd probably be famous now 

If I wasn't such a good waitress 

Waitress, waitress, waitress, waitress, waitress 

I am a drag at parties 'cuz it upsets me 

To see so many empties 

And I have to pick them up 

Or I have to go home, home 

But sometimes I have nightmares 

And the ashtrays are filling up 

And I can't find my section 

And the bottles are flying through the air 

Like crazy autumn leaves 

And I can't find my section 

I lost my section, I lost my section 

I can't find it, somebody help me, please 

I am in quicksand, I am in mud to my knees, help me 

I have to clear your table 

Excuse me, it's right to keep it clean 

So I clean, yes, I clean 

Do you clean? Yes, I clean it 

I have to know the regulars 

Well, I don't have to 

But I like to know their names 

And I know them even better, when they're nice to me, me 

And I'd probably be famous now 

If I wasn't such a good waitress 

Waitress 

Waitress 

Waitress 

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