Man Boobs Lyrics - Singles - James Corden, Alan Carr, Justin Lee Collins

A to the B to the C to the D cup 

Come on baby feel my moobs up 

Im cruising with my homies on the look out for some chicks 

Top down, shirts off, wind in our tits 

Pull into a diner for some tea at half past 10 

We always bring our milk with us, ladies just say when 

Im hanging on the beach and were causing such commotion 

Girls going crazy cause were running in slow motion 

Went to a surgeon to increase my baps of rubber 

Placed his face into my boobs and went, blubber blubber 

Man boobs man boobs 

Mammaries for men 

Spank them, squeeze them, make friends with them 

Man boobs man boobs 

Mammaries for men 

Our breasts are just cracking, they score a perfect 10 

You recognize my face cause its been on the TV 

Soon my moobs will be as famous when theyre on page three 

When yobbos take the piss and start to give us hassle 

We mesmerize and hypnotize them with our man boob tassels 

To make the most of your man boobs here are some simple tips 

Wear a shirt too small and rub ice cubes on your nips 

Rubbing them with cocoa butter keeps them soft and silky 

I saw Prince Charles on his farm, the pervert tried to milk me