Brain In A Jar Lyrics - James Bonamy

I got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark 

I don't ever use it anyway 

Don't think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging 

Is all I want to do these days 

They oughta make a plan, get a research grant 

And study me around the world 

I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar 

Ever since I learned about girls 

It was a stormy night in Georgia when I was born 

Daddy's greatest expectations in bodily form 

Teacher said I had the brightest future she'd ever seen 

But their hopes all ended the day I turned fourteen 

I got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark 

I don't ever use it anyway 

Don't think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging 

Is all I want to do these days 

They oughta make a plan, get a research grant 

And study me around the world 

I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar 

Ever since I learned about girls 

Momma called the state hospital to send a doctor down 

She said doctor all he ever does is follow girls around 

Well they looked inside my head and what'cha think they saw 

Doctor said there ain't nothing in here at all 

I got my brain in a jar in the closet in the dark 

I don't ever use it anyway 

Don't think about nothing, cause kissing and hugging 

Is all I want to do these days 

They oughta make a plan, get a research grant 

And study me around the world 

I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar 

Ever since I learned about girls 

I know it's bizarre, got my brain in a jar 

Ever since I learned about girls