Ready Or Not Lyrics - Jackson Browne

Someone's going to have to explain it to me 

I'm not sure what it means 

My baby's feeling funny in the morning 

She's having trouble getting into her jeans 

Her waist-line seems to be expanding 

Although she never feels like eating a thing 

I guess we'll reach some understanding 

When we see what the future will bring 

I met her in a crowded barroom 

One of those typical Hollywood scenes 

I was doing my very best Bogart 

But I was having trouble getting into her jeans 

I punched an unemployed actor 

Defending her dignity 

He stood up and knocked me through that barroom door 

And that girl came home with me 

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Now baby's feeling funny in the morning 

She says she's got a lot on her mind 

Nature didn't give her any warning 

Now she's going to have to leave her wild ways behind 

She says she doesn't care if she never spends 

Another night running loose on the town 

She's gonna be a mother 

Take a look in my eyes and tell me brother 

If I look like I'm ready 

I told her I had always lived alone 

And I probably always would 

And all I wanted was my freedom 

And she told me that she understood 

But I let her do some of my laundry 

And she slipped a few meals in between 

And the next thing I remember, she was all moved in 

And I was buying her a washing machine 

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My baby's feeling funny in the morning 

She says she's got a lot on her mind 

Nature didn't give her any warning 

But she's feeling better about it all the time 

She says she's ready for some meaning 

After all of her running around 

Well bless my soul, she's got a rock-and-roll bandman 

Thinking 'bout settling down