A Terrible Valentine's Day Song Lyrics - Singles - Jacksfilms

[Jack] 

Hey Girl. 

I wrote this song for you. 

So if you could s-shut up. Shut your f- Shut up. 

(Ukulele Playing in Background) 

It's Valentine's Day 

and I wanted to say 

that Cupid's arrow's hit me in the most 

peculiar way 

and I don't know how to say it 

but in my heart, I know it's true. 

The only girl I wanna be with 

on Valentine's Day 

is your sister. 

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(Background) 

Ooooohhh Oooohhh. 

[Jack] 

I wanna get with ya, 

with ya sister. 

(Background) 

Ya ya ya ya. Ya ya yeaaa. 

[Jack] 

Hooking up with your way hotter sister. 

(Background) 

Ooooohhh Oooohhh. 

[Jack] 

Do you think you can do me a solid 

(Talking) 

and tell your way hotter sister I said, "Hello" 

Thank you. 

(Singing) 

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I hope you're not offended. 

I hope you're not surprised. 

But I think I saw her giving me the 

"let's go out the back and hook up in the shed until the sunrise" eyes. 

(and) Baby x8 

I was wondering if it wasn't too much trouble 

that maybe, 

I could meet your momma. 

(Background) 

Ooooohhh Oooohhh. 

[Jack] 

Hooking up with your sister and your momma. 

(Background) 

Ya ya ya ya. Ya ya yeaaa. 

[Jack] 

Maybe cause some 

multi-generational drama. 

(Background) 

Ooooohhh Oooohhh. 

[Jack} 

Has your momma been doing 

some Zumba? 

(Background) 

Ya ya ya ya. Ya ya yeaaa. 

[Jack] 

(Talking) She looks really good for her age. Wait. 

(Singing) Why are you crying? 

Why are you screaming? 

You sound like you're dying. 

It's really unappealing. 

Did you think I wanted you? 

Well I honestly don't know how 

you know you're chances would be 

a whole lot better if 

you shaved your unibrow. 

I'm hooking up with your sister 

your momma 

your sister's hot friend 

LaShaundah. 

Hooking up with your 

whole damn family 

your whole damn family. 

(Talking) It's kind of beautiful 

if you think about it 

You know what, don't think about it. 

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone but you.