I Play Wow Lyrics - Singles - Jace Hall

I play WOW 

Can't nobody fuck with me now 

I wanna stop but I don't know how 

It's my crowd 

And I'm proud, fuck you, I'm down 

Shut your mouth 

I play WOW 

School's out, work's over take your ass to coffee bean 

I gotta get to Azeroth, you fuckers ain't stopping me 

My shit's legit, look me up in the Armory 

We're in war, motherfucker, there's no peace or harmony 

No-one seems to get it, but that's all right 

My girl keeps bitchin', complaining and starting fights 

She wants to cuddle, watch movies in the candle light 

But wednesdays through fridays are strictly raid nights 

When I'm down or depressed, I go connect 

My real friends are online, fighting to the death 

Mom's banging on my door: "Come eat your chicken in peas" 

I got last night's pizza, bitch, that's all I need 

I call it straight dedication, you can call me crazy 

You talking shit, man, why don't you come and play me 

I'm going twenty-two hours, fuck you, I'm lazy 

I'm pwning noobs at PVP and my level's past eighty 

I play WOW 

Can't nobody fuck with me now 

I wanna stop but I don't know how 

It's my crowd 

And I'm proud, fuck you, I'm down 

Shut your mouth 

I play WOW 

I play WOW 

I play WOW 

Turn it up, say it loud 

I play WOW 

I play WOW 

I play WOW 

Turn it up, say it loud 

I play WOW 

You could say I'm a fanatic, or even addicted 

Say my habits are bad, my fucking life's conflicted 

But if it makes me happy, why should I quit this 

The world brings me down, WOW makes me uplifted 

Every moment with my guild is a moment I cherish 

Call me a nerd, call me a geek, I am no longer embarassed 

Say I'm socially fucked, never had kids or a marriage 

I don't live my life for money, fame or chasing your carrots 

And while people like to hate, discriminate and be mean 

In my world, we work together to defeat the Lich King 

Doesn't matter if you're black, white, ugly or fat 

Everyone be kicking ass in the World of WarCraft 

Real life can be bullshit and put me down 

Telling me I ain't shit and I'm on shaky ground 

But I don't hear that anymore, I got my own damn crowd 

Middle finger to you all, 'cause I play WOW 

I play WOW 

Can't nobody fuck with me now 

I'm on a quest with my guild, get you wow 

It's my crowd 

And I'm proud, fuck you, I'm down 

Shut your mouth 

I play WOW 

I play WOW 

I play WOW 

Turn it up, say it loud 

I play WOW 

I play WOW 

I play WOW 

Turn it up, say it loud 

I play WOW 

I'm down with the Horde, I'm a blood elf paladin 

Alliance fucking with me, the humans are challenging 

When you can't understand me, this is what I do 

Tell you get off of my dick, go learn your class, noob 

Better yet, go play Rock Band with that sad guitar 

And no I don't wanna date your fucking avatar 

I'm getting busy clocking kills in every single way 

My guild's legit, holy shit, this ain't Felicia Day 

And who thought there'd come a time the world would see 

Millions of fucked up people who feel just like me 

I'm living like a god in Silvermoon City 

Rocking the Ashbringer while your life is shitty 

I play WOW 

Can't nobody fuck with me now 

I wanna stop but I don't know how 

It's my crowd 

And I'm proud, fuck you, I'm down 

Shut your mouth 

I play WOW 

I play WOW 

I play WOW 

Turn it up, say it loud 

I play WOW 

I play WOW 

I play WOW 

Turn it up, say it loud 

I play WOW