Sheriff Of Huddersfield Lyrics - Iron Maiden

Life in a city living in L.A. 

Is a long way from Huddersfield town 

The back of the Rainbow's a long way from heaven 

But that's where he get's his pork pie 

Limos and ladies they're driving him queasy 

Rugby and cricket's unknown 

Baseball and football they're making him lazy 

Your fan club says "Rodney come home" 

(chorus) 

The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle 

Look down on Hollywood Hills 

The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle 

You're our own Hot Rod on wheels 

A good game of arrows a few dozen barrels 

The Nautilus rusts in the yard 

But for Yorkshire he's yearning but because he's earning 

He'll always live in L.A. 

A custom made wallet that stays in his pocket 

And never comes out to pay bills 

He's winning at poker and playing the Joker 

And he always cheats when he deals 

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(repeat chorus) 

(Rodney's rap) 

Hello, let me introduce meself! 

My name is Rodney. I'm immensely strong. 

When I were a lad, I could lift up five 

navies on an end of a shovel. 

The reason I never took martial arts because 

I was immensely fearsome and 

I'd probably kill everybody 

I came into contact with it. 

I was phenomenally strong. 

Pride and ego, my lads, pride and ego, 

is what makes the world rotate. 

And everybody knows the centre of the universe is Huddersfield 

but I don't live there anymore. 

I live in Los Angeles. 

It's great!... I think 

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Rufus the red has a crane by his bed 

To wrench himself up in the morn' 

But if you dare to tread at the foot of his bed 

You'll wish you'd never been born. 

A bear with a sore head we mean your forehead 

He slumbers for most of the day 

Wide eyed and legless baked beans for breakfast 

Your problem Rodney L.A. 

(repeat chorus)