I Heard Jesus Was Lyrics - Irish Moutarde

I heard Jesus was a cool lad 

A peace and love kind of guy, it's said 

He smelled of BO and of weed 

A smell that could have raised the dead 

He had twelve merry drinking pals 

Who loved a late boozy repast 

But every morning, quite hung over 

They swore this supper would be their last 

My God, Old man! 

Oh why have you forsaken me? 

We hoped to party until dawn 

But we're out of beer and it's only three! 

He and his buddies crashed a wedding 

Where all they served was water warm and stale 

Jesus winked at the bride and the groom 

And turned the water into ale 

My God, Old man! 

Am I really your true son? 

Cause you seem to me a bit stern 

And I mighty like to have some fun... 

Sanitas Bona! 

Sanitas Bona! 

His hot girlfriend was an ex-whore 

Who warmed the bed of many men in need 

She never caught anything itchy at her job 

And that was a miracle indeed 

My God, Old man! 

I read the jobs you had for me 

And I could not help wondering 

Can I really walk upon the sea? 

Because I'd like to spread 

The good news of brew the world around 

And it looks to me a whole lot cheaper 

Than renting a boat for a bag of pounds