Diet Lyrics - Singles - Intoxicated

So you're ten pounds overweight, 

And you can't see your toes; 

Your butt's as large as a beach ball, 

A fact that everyone knows; 

Thighs as large as tree trunks, 

Big and juicy they say, 

So your momma picks you up, 

You're gonna diet today! 

What am I gonna do? 

Stuck in this trap! 

Loads of fat all over my body 

- HELP! 

Diet 

I'm so tired 

What a riot 

Cos I'm on diet