What's The Hell's A Ninja? Lyrics - Insane Clown Posse

"A ninja is the branch of the Japenese samurai. A very old 

orginization. It's origins are hundreds of years old. Much 

of its history's been lost. Not many ninjas exist today, yet 

they all have imdominal fighting skills as a part of Ninjitsu. 

No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die." 

Ninja's possess superior skills of Ninjitsu, motherfucker 

Ninja's have imdominal fighting skills 

I'm ninja, a ninjer, a motherfucking ninja 

Damn, I wish I could be a shogun samurai 

So I can swing a sword and make necks fly 

I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls 

Then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls 

'cause I remember these kids from the playground 

Everybody'd hang around, we were all down 

But then we grew up and everybody turned away 

And now they dissin me, yellin "Fuck Nerdy J" 

Its sad to think of how it changed as I got older 

As I sit and draw a ninja on my folder, uh 

What I would do if I only had a ninja sword 

You'd see blood start flingin on the chalk board 

I'd tell the whole class nobody move a jiggle 

First one to do, I'll make your fuckin neck wiggle 

Everyone would start jockin, the news would take my picture 

Damn, I wish I could be a ninja 

Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x) 

Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(2x) 

After I was killing all the yuppie fucks 

All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts 

And I would walk home feeling like a samurai 

I'd walk in the house and see my momma cry 

I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops 

He tried to hit her again but that shit stops 

I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break 

I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face 

I'd tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass 

Why don't you pick it all up and stick it in your ass?" 

I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take forever 

When he was done, I'd squeeze his butt cheeks together 

Now get the fuck out my house, never come back 

I throw a Chinese star and stick him in his ass crack (aaahhh!!!) 

I turn to my mother, "I'm sorry that he hit ya" 

Damn, I wish I could be a ninja 

Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x) 

Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(2x) 

If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead 

But I still gotta go to work and pay the rent 

I flip french fries for two twenty-five 

Mr. Donny works here, he's fuckin forty-five 

But he think he the shit 'cause he the boss 

I guess he don't know that his life is a loss 

I walk in, about 5 minutes late 

'cause I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade But Mr. Donny wanna try and get up in my face 

Screaming at me, sweatin over this place 

Mad 'cause I'm late, he's no better than me 

Just another bitch working for next to free 

I thought about taking my ninja steel 

And cuttin up his body and fry him on the grill 

But he's too fuckin whack and I can kill this bitch 

And I don't even need to be a ninja 

Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x) 

Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(7x) 

Yeah, yeah, I'm a ninja, yeah 

FUCK THAT!! I'M A WICKED CLOWN, BITCH!!!!!