The Night Of The Axe Lyrics - Insane Clown Posse

Showed up at your high school prom 

With an axe in my mothafuckin' palm 

And I jumped out the front, straight swinging 

Necks and backs went flinging, 

Head to toe 

I went psychopathic 

Choping throats with a hatchet 

'Cause they try to get me 

So I took a head with me 

Ran down the hall butt-naked 

If you got a life I'ma take it 

'Cause I got it going on 

And I broke to the female john 

Motherfuckers think I'm sick 

You ever seen a bitch take a shit? 

Fuck dat, let her dookey-ass be 

'Cause female shittin' is news to me 

Climbed up the fire escape 

How many lives can one motherfucker take? 

One life, two life, three life, four 

Throw me a Mack-10 I'm bound to take more 

Fifty lives coming on eighty 

Fuck this, I'm fidna whoop this lady 

Tied the bitch up to the light post 

Slapped her in her face 'cause I'm psycho 

Beat her down and beat her up 

Fucking slut 

So bitches make me wonder 

Kicked her gut and left my number 

"Call me, fucking nympho." 

Then I threw her through a window 

Broke and I climbed up a tree, guy 

Came back down, I don't know why 

Straight up insanity 

Damn, if it ain't a family 

Hope they come home soon 

'Cause I'm waiting in the bedroom 

Sparky! We're home Sparky! Watch your foot, honey." 

"Honey? Where's Sparky?" 

"Mom! Dad! Lisa's in the bathroom! And I've gotta go really bad!" 

"Don't worry little Joey, I'll get the bitch out!" 

"Ahh!" 

"Mom! Dad!" 

"Like it? Have another." 

I diced all cinco 

Then I threw em' in the Pinto 

Now I'm on Vernor bumpin' the funk 

With 5 dead bodies in the trunk 

And I'm doin' about ninety 

To the blue and reds behind me 

You can pull me over, jack 

Just don't look in the back 

"Hey, what's your fuckin' hurry son?" 

Just don't look in the trunk 

"We got a wild one here, he's naked." 

Just don't look in the trunk 

"He's got blood on his hands and face." 

Just don't look in the trunk 

"Be advised, the car is registered to a Wilson family." 

Just don't look in the trunk 

"Oh, the trunk you say, huh? Okay, waddya say we just have a look-see here? Oh shit!" 

I'm gone and I ditched the ride 

And left the dead Wilsons inside 

Jetting and I'm hopping fences 

Fidna do like my man in Culeen, Texas 

'Cause I'm psycholistic 

You look once and you missed it 

Look twice and it caught your eye 

Me, beating the shit out of some guy 

With a bag of bricks 

Impressing them dirty-ass sewer chicks 

A klepto you can't trust 

Should've known when I jacked the bus 

Fourteen passengers riding it 

One naked psycho driving it 

And we goin' crippin' 

And there'll be no slipping 

'Cause I'm thinking the worst 

Shit like woman and children die first 

Make you shiver 

When I drove that bitch in the river 

Everybody dies 

Only me survives 

Innocent fucks is what I want 

So I'm heading for the restaurant 

"Aww shit vato, I'm fuckin' full, man." 

"Fuckin' burritos man!" 

"That burrito fucked me up man....Aw shit, duck man, fuck!" 

"See'mon mothafucka!" 

There's always gotta be a hero 

But I can't be stopped with silver bullets 

Or a wooden stake 

It's your life I quickly take 

Don't talk shit, I take 'em 

Take your life, take your life 

Coppers and choppers pursue 

The boys in blue 

The whole caroo 

I do what they never think 

So I'm heading for the 18th precenct 

'Cause when they finally call it quits 

I'll be there to cut their necks 

And that's what I did 

I hate a fucking pig 

I get a job at the donut shop 

Just to poison a cop 

Kleptopathic 

And I'll fuck you up in a straight jacket 

'Cause they finally got me 

Broke my legs and shot me 

But I'm still laughing 

'Cause of what happened 

On the night of the axe 

On the night of the axe 

'Cause of what happened on the night of the axe 

On the night of the axe 

What happened 

What happened 

Just psycho 

On the night of the axe 

Just psycho 

Just psycho 

Just psycho 

On the night of the axe