Please Don't Hate Me Lyrics - Bizaar - Insane Clown Posse

I gotta tell him.. 

I gotta be a man and handle my business.. 

I know he's gonna hate me.. 

Ahhh I gotta call him 

What up dogg? 

What you been up to? 

Oh yeah well that's cool, check it out 

Me and you we been down for while, right? 

We been here and there we been pretty tight 

Something happened last night that you might get upset about 

But hear me out 

I didn't mean nothing by it, I'ma make this quick 

I gave your mama this dick 

I don't know how it happened 

I just know my nuts and her itch were slapping 

I was over there mowing the grass 

And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass 

And then, I went inside to make a phone call 

And there she was with her titty hanging out her bra 

One thing just led to another 

Next thing you know, I'm butt-fucking your mother 

Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately 

Please don't hate me, I never said I loved the ho. 

Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately 

Please don't hate me, you never should've trust in a Juggalo. 

Don't hang up, I still got more 

Your momma gives head like a heroin whore 

I wasn't thinking about how you was my bud 

When she spread my butt cheeks and went for the Milk Dud 

We broke out with your with grandpa's gin 

Got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin 

She's freaky 

Her nipples look like peanuts 

Your mama's one of my favorite sluts 

She likes licking from the back of my balls 

to the tip of my dick with one big lick 

She calls me her big teddy bear 

Roooaaaaarrrrr!!!!! 

I chase her around on my underwear 

I'll admit I like spanking her butt 

I used your sock though to catch my nut 

Don't worry 

I put it back, I knew you better 

That's probably why your toes been sticking together 

Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately 

Please don't hate me, I never said I loved the ho. 

Please don't hate me, but I been fucking your mommy lately 

Please don't hate me, you never should've trust in a Juggalo. 

Your mom's ass look like oat meal yo 

It's bumpy and grainy, I like to feel though 

And I ain't trying to diss her either 

I'm only saying that I'd wish she'd trim her beaver some 

Every hair is like a foot long 

Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes 

It's all right with me though 

I don't mind as long as I can locate the V-Hole 

And your dad's so dumb he's knowing nothing 

Here I'm stuffing her muffin not to mention the pickle puffing 

And I'm hoping you and me are still cool 

I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow 

And we plan on fucking again 

All right I'll talk to you later 

Peace Eminem 

Di-zam 

Somebody just got fucked up 

Nigga! 

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